DHG says:
There is nothing wrong with these people
Scrublord says:
lol I typed "Twee as fuck" into google and got this
DHG says:
It's just your racism means you still havent grasped the concept of interracial couples but that's your fault, not theirs
Scrublord says:
What are you on about? I'm very happy for Jaws and Oddjob finding happiness together
DHG says:
Which is which? They both have dumb hats like oddjob and they both have pretty strong jawlines
Scrublord says:
Having a threesome with them would be great - you stand there and you got Oddjob sucking yo dick while you sucking Jaws dick
DHG says:
Is there a Bond porno designed around that scenario? If not we should make it. I CALL JAWS
Scrublord says:
Which Bond will be the third wheel though? CHOOSE CAREFULLY and don't say Daniel Craig out of some Jewish brotherhood either
DHG says:
Daniel Craig isnt jewish he just pretends he is. Wait, is he? Am I being antisemitic?
Scrublord says:
He looks kinda jewey, in a non antisemitic sort of way
DHG says:
He is a tall, blond haired blue eyed ubermensch. How is that, quote, jewey?
Scrublord says:
I saw his cock one time
DHG says:
I dont believe you. I don't believe your lies about celebrity dicks
Scrublord says:
Out of everyone you know who has the highest chance of seeing his dick?
DHG says:
... ok so what about his dick?
Scrublord says:
He doesn't have one - as part of the Jewish movie star ritual he gave it up in a weird ceremony and is now part of the Zionist movement in hollywood to make James Bond less camp and more gay
DHG says:
You need to stop reading nexus magazine broheim.
DHG says:
Is that Chester Bennington?
Scrublord says:
It's Michael Stipe from REM
DHG says:
I knew it was a music douchebag but i couldnt quite place which one. Is he related to Jack and Meg Whitestripe?
Scrublord says:
Maybe Jack. Wait, Stipe has the HIV, right? Jack is incredibly pale and thin, while Meg is chubby as fuck. So Jack Whitestripe got the HIV from Michael Stipe?
DHG says:
I think thats a safe to assume yes. I found this pic by searching for cybergoths. I didnt realise cybergoths were so big on REM. You'd think REM's enviromental message would clash with their desire to dip everything they own in neon plastic but I guess not.
Scrublord says:
Cybergoths? Really?
DHG says:
Yeah
Scrublord says:
Shadowrun was cool and all when I was like 12, but there's a time and a place to end this
Wait, was this taken in Japan? His t shirt has Moon Speak on it, There's japanese people in the background
DHG says:
You can claerly see one japanese person that doesnt mean it was taken in Japan. You saying that is like Glenn Beck loudly asking 'Where am I, MEXICO?!' everytime a hispanic person passes him on the street.
He is in Japan though, if it puts your mind at ease.
Why would anyone do this to themselves? Not the haircut, I mean tour with REM.
Scrublord says:
I really dont know
Have you ever met someone who likes REM?
DHGl says:
No. I don't know anyone who like REM. About a year ago I was driving my mam somewhere and Shiny Happy People came on the radio. My mam said 'It's sad that he has HIV but his band really is terrible'.
Scrublord says:
See, that sorta makes my point. REM are popular but I've never met anyone who actually likes them.
Maybe thats the whole Zionist conspiracy? I can't think of anything more evil
DHG says:
Bro, I dont like rem. I told you!
Scrublord says:
Whats the opposite of the Zionist conspiracy?
DHG says:
I dunno. A christian conspiracy?
Scrublord says:
Shit, it's Pitchfork isn't it?
DHG says:
"YEAH I'D LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE MEAT SUPREME. I'M ON WARD 22. YEAH THE CARDIAC WARD!"
I know its mean to laugh at a fat guy on a hospital bed but I cant help it. This picture just makes me laugh. When I'm a fat guy on a hospital bed people can laugh at me but until then...
Scrublord says:
"HELLO, PIZZA HUT? I NEED TO CHANGE THE ADDRESS OF MY HOME DELIVERY! NO I CAN'T HOLD I'M FUCKING HUNGRY HERE!"
DHG says:
'FUCKING HOSPITAL WIFI! HOW AM I MEANT TO RAID WITH THIS SHIT?!'
Scrublord says:
Dude is totally waiting for Doctor House to burst in and make him lose all the weight and then Thirteen blows him
Instead a doctor who looks like me will blow him. Two days later he is dead. Such is life
DHG says:
Wish I was a fat guy being treated by Doctor House
Scrublord says:
*pops vicodin* It seems here that your ownage levels are dangerously low. Differential diagnosis on being mega gay?
"We could do a biopsy"
"No, he's too gay, it would send his anus into relapse from the huge cock he had in him last night"
To read any more you must subscribe to my fanfic
DHG says:
'THE ANIME SHOULD BE MAKING HIM BETTER BUT INSTEAD IT'S KILLING HIM!'
Scrublord says:
"We need 50cc's of posts, stat!"
"But House! If the posts aren't to the 5 level then he will die!"
"Then I guess we just need to trust the fives"
DHG says:
Thanks GBS
DHG says:
JESUS H CHELIOS! Raoul Moat?
Scrublord says:
Dude got rejected from KISS for being too straight
DHG says:
Thats really horrible, where did you find it?
Scrublord says:
I googled "diaper dude" Really, it was one of the more tamer choices
DHG says:
'This bitchboys on his way to the gathering. He'll probably get laid. Godspeed you fag emperor' - DJ Shaggy Two (2) Dopes
Scrublord says:
Carrot Top wig, juggalo mask, orange t shirt, a gun and a diaper - i'm gonna call this uglybabypunk
DHG says:
When I was a kid i saw the movie 'IT' and was fucking terrified. Years later I watched it and realised it wasnt scary at all and that my memory had made it seem worse. This clown is what I remebered.
Scrublord says:
Would you say....IT RAPED YOUR CHILDHOOD!?
Actually, what I said is now ominous because this guy looks like he would rape children
DHG says:
Looks like he would?
Scrublord says:
Looks like he has, then
Each of his items of clothing are from previous victims. Out of shot - clown shoes (he raped a clown)
Awww man, a baby clown. Is there anything sadder? Aside from this guy raping a baby clown i guess
DHG says:
I dunno, the tears of a babby clown... no there is nothing sadder. Maybe a baby clown wearing jorts
DHG says:
I know this is old but it still gets me
Scrublord says:
"Daaaaaaaaad no! The All American Rejects are NOT cool! Ugh"
DHG says:
He's so sad. All his material wealth just cant bring him happiness since his wife left him. His eyes are filled with the same sadness as Kermit the frog's
Scrublord says:
"I bought this iphone because my kids say there's an app for everything. Couldnt find the app to bring me back together with my wife. Contemplated sadness of these events by taking a picture (there was an app for that)"
DHG says:
Look at this while listenng to needle in the hay by Elliott Smith. It's soul destroying
Scrublord says:
You think if Elliot Smith lived to be old he would end up being this dude?
Daniel says:
Yeah I could see that happening
Speaking of dumb shit that needs exposing, where's the nexus article on Elliott Smith's murder at the hands of his wife huh?
Scrublord says:
Fuck. This picture. It's old John Cusack with Justin Bieber's hair
DHG says:
Holy shit, I'm having a moment like the end of usual suspects where all the shit is coming to me, Beibers beautiful hair, Cusack in his many similar roles, all the while my coffee cup slowly falls to the floor.
We can't be sure but I bet this guy has a monobrow
Scrublord says:
Maybe thats why hes so sad?
DHG says:
But a pair of tweezers would fix that. There's no need to spend $'s on emo clothes to get rid of that brow
DHG says:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies.
Scrublord says:
"Hi, you may recognise me as Mayor Carcetti from The Wire. I'm here today to tell you about the ultimate comfort wear you could possibly imagine. I'm here to tell you about jorts"
DHG says:
'Jorts, because you're proud of the fact that you cannot grow any hair on your legs. SPONSORED BY MOUNTAIN DEW'
Scrublord says:
"Always be aware of necrotizing flesh on your legs due to inactivity from playing world of warcraft for 22 hours straight" - JORTS
DHG says:
"Hey now, don't throw that pizza out. Get your mom to stick it in the fridge, it'll make a great, no fuss breakfast" - JORTS
Scrublord says:
"The only thing that will make your wall scrolls look better is the light from the sun reflecting onto them as you draw your katana at the exact moment of dawn" - JORTS
DHG says:
"Defragging your pc can take forever and leave you with no hot games to play, what a pain! Why not use that time to pleasure yourself over some hot anime babes. That way you won't get horny and hit on the halfelf mage, who later turns out to be your dad, during a raid" - JORTS
Scrublord says:
"Microwave burritos - the future, today! Also technically the past since they've been around for a while" - JORTS
"Correcting mistakes on wikipedia is a difficult and time consuming activity but you are making the world a better place by doing so" - JORTS
"Asexual" - JORTS
DHG says:
"Next time mom shouts at you tell her you didn't go to your sister's wedding because you have aspergers because she had you innoculated as a child. Maybe she'll feel guilty and pick up some pizza rolls on the way home" - JORTS
Scrublord says:
"If you go to Grandma's funeral then who will save Midgar from Sephiroth?" - JORTS
DHG says:
S... Steampunk
Scrublord says:
Is that Mickey Rourke on the left?
DHG says:
There is nothing right about this picture, but think for a minute about how much time, money and care has been invested in these ridiculous costumes
Scrublord says:
I dont want to. They have put more time, money, effort and care into their shitty steampunk costumes for comic-con than I ever have with any part of my life
DHG says:
That imp chick must have spent at least 24hours meticulously stitching clock parts to her great grand mothers last remaining posession and that fucking nerd there... look at how smug he looks.
"Hmmg, my steam powered ecrrectometer is detecting a boner in my nether regions. a damsel is within 3ft of me. Time to woo her with these roses made of steam"
Scrublord says:
You have to keep pouring water into his butthole to sustain his boner
DHG says:
Whenever he ejaculates steam shoots out of his ears. Like his shotgun that shoots bullets with steam. If he put even a minutes thought into that he'd realise the only thing thats gonna do is steam up his attackers glasses. Maybe give them a mild head sweat.
DHG says:
Still steampunk but a chance for us to be sexist and hetronormative as fuck
Scrublord says:
GOD DAMN SON, LOOK AT HER PACKING DEM TITTIES
DHG says:
My bookcase? Filled with dvds. All of them anime
Scrublord says:
You trying to take my newest edition of shohen jump? *draws steam powered gun* Are you feeling lucky....gaijin?
Yeah in the background there I have the tombstone of my virginity, hope I get to use it someday!
DHG says:
"Ok just stand still for half an hour. I need to heat up some water and I refuse to use modern water heating appliances" It is 2010 and this man is proudly displaying his hellraiser dvd collection
Scrublord says:
Is that a my little pony next to his left ear?
DHG says:
He went to all this trouble to set up a steampunk picture. You think he could have stood next to a fucking clock or a cathedral or something instead of a shelf in forbidden planet.
I just found his twitter but he locked his tweets
Scrublord says:
So he'll gladly post pictures of himself in full steampunk regala but he refuses to let us see his shitty steampunk tweets?
"Got beat up again today. Can't wait until Super SteamPunk Saturday" 2 minutes ago via steam
DHG says:
I'd have thought twitter would go against his steampunk lifestyle
Scrublord says:
She looks like the bust of an old pirate ship got dumped on top of a pile of boxes
DHG says:
Damn girl, you built like a mother fucka. I'm in the market fo a new home, maybe you could sell me one of yo clean shirts.
Girl needs the awesome power of steam just to keep her from collapsin under the weight of her huge ass
Scrublord says:
Girl why you goin steampunking at the zoo? Walking past the elephants and they throwing peanuts off you
DHG says:
Girl wider than a donkey but built like an ape/ when she leave this zoo they gonna think an elephant's escaped
Scrublord says:
Damn girl, look at yo fat ass. Only exercise you be doing is running down the clock before the buffet hour be starting
DHG says:
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit girl, playas take one look at you an they know the buffets about to start
Scrublord says:
Bitch only reason you coming is because you heard the word steam and you start thinking of them clams you like so much
DHG says:
Girl this aint no forum about texas meats. We steamin' lifestyles not meals!
Scrublord says:
MEATLOAF! YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE BUT I WISH THE ONE THING YOU WOULDN'T DO FOR LOVE WOULD BE STEAMPUNK
DHG says:
I know I'm being a hetronormative, genderrole inforcing dick but 'nice room George Costanza. Who decorated it? Your gran?'
Scrublord says:
That fucking bowtie
DHG says:
It's the glasses that most offend me. Maybe he's a jockey and he didnt realise the blinkers are meant for the horse?
Scrublord says:
You know how xkcd has 3 characters - self insert male, MEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN and a dude with glasses? This is the real life interpretation of the dude in glasses
DHG says:
I'm still seeing george from seinfeld
'HE USES THE POWER OF STEAM JERRY'
'LIKE A KETTLE OR SOMETHING?'
'NO JERRY LIKE A ZEPPELIN OR A DEVICE THAT CLOACKS THE ROBOT ASSASIN IN STEAM AND AN INBUILT PROJECTOR CASTS THE IMAGE OF A HARMLESS GRANNY ONTO IT'
KRAMER SLIDES IN
'ELAINE PLEASE THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY'
Scrublord says:
And the tin man went looking for the Wizard of Oz to gain chest hair
DHG says:
'And for you tin man, heres that testosterone you wanted'
Scrublord says:
Surely the tin man would just want a source of steam so he doesnt grind to a halt? Wouldnt a steam powered tin man not work very well at all?
DHG says:
Yeah wouldnt he rust? Look at us, applying logic to steampunk!
Scrublord says:
We are putting more thought into steampunk than the people who live it
DHG says:
We are the ones who have been [steam]punk'd
Scrublord says:
By Ton o' Ash Kutcher?
DHG says:
More like Ash Ketchum
Shoop Doop Boop says:
I say! *monocle pops out but steam powered generator shoots it back into the air and onto my eyes*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK STEAM IS REALLY HOT WE HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICE
DHG says:
Wild Wild West was the only really steam punk movie i can think of. Imagine designing your entire life around that dumb movie
Scrublord says:
I dunno, Salma Hayek was in that movie and she has some big chebs too. I'm sure you could live with looking like a dork to be around titties like them
DHG says:
Like a serpant eating its own tale or a mobius strip, you dress like a dork to get Hayek's chebs but she spurns you cos you dress like a dork so you dismantle an antique clock and glue the gears to a top hat to get Hayek's chebs...
Scrublord says:
If the only good thing about tonight is I have started you calling titties "chebs" then it has been worth it
Of course the other good thing was those GODDAMN TITTIES WHOA GIRL YOU LOOKING FINE
DHG says:
I just think its a funny word and if it applies to anyones titties its Hayek's
